How NOT to drive a Porsche Cayenne

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How NOT to drive a Porsche Cayenne

Post by twiss » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:28 am

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Re: How NOT to drive a Porsche Cayenne

Post by ScottieJ » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:32 am

I wouldn't want to drive one off those pieces of shit anyway :hahaha:
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Re: How NOT to drive a Porsche Cayenne

Post by xiztrn » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:53 am

lol, what a nob

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Re: How NOT to drive a Porsche Cayenne

Post by twiss » Tue Mar 29, 2011 10:27 am

Yeah lol I don't see why the GAZ (I think it's a GAZ anyway) didn't pull him all the way out :)
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Re: How NOT to drive a Porsche Cayenne

Post by ROBBIE » Tue Mar 29, 2011 1:38 pm

nice :hahaha:
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Re: How NOT to drive a Porsche Cayenne

Post by albertross74 » Tue Mar 29, 2011 1:47 pm

what a wanker!

I hate all these bullshit 4x4s like the BMW X series too.
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Re: How NOT to drive a Porsche Cayenne

Post by twiss » Tue Mar 29, 2011 1:52 pm

They're brilliant fun to drive on the road though... it's amazing how fast they go considering they weigh like 2.5 ton
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Re: How NOT to drive a Porsche Cayenne

Post by Tramp » Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:25 pm

twiss wrote:Yeah lol I don't see why the GAZ (I think it's a GAZ anyway) didn't pull him all the way out :)
To me it looks like Its a Zil from Likhachev Factory (the name is Завод имени Лихачёва which is shottened to (ЗиЛ) and translated as Zil means of Likhachev factory, To me it looks like a '131' Good truck v8 petrol :mrgreen: I'd like one

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Re: How NOT to drive a Porsche Cayenne

Post by albertross74 » Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:44 pm

twiss wrote:They're brilliant fun to drive on the road though... it's amazing how fast they go considering they weigh like 2.5 ton
I'm just not a fan of any of them, 4x4s for women, footballers and bankers!

I've really gone off Land Rover in recent years, they all seem to be too dolled up for my liking.
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Re: How NOT to drive a Porsche Cayenne

Post by ferris » Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:49 pm

:hahaha: I wasn't expecting that to happen.
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