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Joke of the day
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 10:52 am
by Tramp
I head a good joke he other day about farmers, I know there are a few farmers on here (and we sometimes deal with them on pay & play sites) so where better to tell it?
3 prostitutes are sat around after a hard nights work talking shop
the first prostitute says "I had an electrician last night, we really sparked"
the second prostitute says "I had a plumber last night, he really cleaned my pipes"
The third prostitute says "I had a Farmer last night, first it was too wet, then it was too dry & then It was too expensive"
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 11:08 am
by Henry
Tramp wrote:I head a good joke he other day about farmers, I know there are a few farmers on here (and we sometimes deal with them on pay & play sites) so where better to tell it?
3 prostitutes are sat around after a hard nights work talking shop
the first prostitute says "I had an electrician last night, we really sparked"
the second prostitute says "I had a plumber last night, he really cleaned my pipes"
The third prostitute says "I had a Farmer last night, first it was too wet, then it was too dry & then It was too expensive"
Sounds a bit like me! Wetter the better me thinks! All this hot weather isnt making anything grow!
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 1:00 pm
by Tramp
To be honest when I heard it I thought Henry will like that! All the farmers around my end have pockets tighter than a ducks arse!
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 3:44 pm
by Henry
Tramp wrote:To be honest when I heard it I thought Henry will like that! All the farmers around my end have pockets tighter than a ducks arse!
Try coming to north wales! Every farmer is tighter than a swans arse! There is a guy who drinks in my local, who only buys half pints in a half pint glass, then poors the halfs in..... You get more beer that way
Today is Bangor races, ive been working in the pub this moring, going to pick up a tractor now, offcourse the hire does not start till tomorrow morning at 8am, so got to get your free hours out of it
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Re: Joke of the day
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 3:51 pm
by twiss
My question is: Luke - how do you know how tight a ducks arse is?
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Re: Joke of the day
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:51 pm
by mayhemmiller
not sure tight is the right term it's more like they have deep pockets and short arms!
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 10:53 am
by Tramp
twiss wrote:My question is: Luke - how do you know how tight a ducks arse is?
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Lol its got to be tight or it would let the water in and the duck would sink....... urgh I'm not sure how else you find out
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 1:23 pm
by Brooem
There are some strange sayings about....
But my question is this
Who realised they could drink milk and what was they doing when they was sucking on udders... I bet that was a farmer...
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