Suzuki Club UK

Do they do donuts at Costa anymore?

Just sent her a text asking to reply to my other messages by noon tomorrow or the police will be called (she knows nothing of the forensics etc). Amazingly I got an instant reply.

(sic) I have no idea what you are talking about. Please leave me alone I will go to the police myself.

My response was...they have your fingerprint on a bass you threw on the ground...

And that was that. Going to go to the local cop shop tomorrow to see wtf they are doing about this, if anything...

Is she on a visa to be here? Did she do anything a bit over the top in the past?

Sorry to here she's a fruit loop. I'm sure a few members will have had dealing with nut jobs in the past. I know I have.

She's dual national Andy.

How are they not tracking her mobile?

Went to the cop shop today, woman there said only the investigating officers can discuss this with me despite me having a load of new info gleaned from the interweb. OK, where are they then? Only on annual leave until the 22nd. By then she will probably be back in the States.

Never really had much respect for plod. Now have zero.

Jeeeesus! I can't imagine what this must have felt like, felt really moved reading this. I hope you're doing okay now buddy and hope you've cut all people like that from your life for good!

Thanks. Not heard from her in about a year now. No one has seen her locally. She sent me a voice mail threating my bed ridden mum with violence (she has no idea where she lives thankfully) and I went to the Police with that who informed her that is grounds for arrest. Since then, nada. Met a girl afterwards who is also a fruit loop but MY kind of fruit loop and we are still together...

My wife married a fruit loop...

Glad to hear you've found someone who makes you happy, buddy!

When I get Piglet going again and we finally get another bit of laning in you'll meet her! And I can see your wife...been a long old time matey.