Spent most of today hard at work on building that lean-to so I've somewhere to store the SJ, the SV, and all my tools.
Sally came out and looked at it earlier and said she thought it'd be finished by now, what was taking so long?
Baby steps, I've been working 6 days a week for a while
After it stopped being acceptable to make power tool noises on a Sunday I had a play with the SJ. Got the gearshift tower properly sealed back onto the top of the gearbox with RTV and some nice stainless hardware (I love stainless hardware).
Drilled a small hole in the passenger floorpan to let all the water out, it's coming in through from the bed past the "bulkhead" somewhere. If it still had carpets they'd be ruined! I'm sure there's an idiom or analogy somewhere that fits but I can't think of it right now.
After cooking dinner (did you know you can air fry the hot dogs (200C, 4 minutes), the onions (coarsely sliced, tossed in salt and olive oil, 5 minutes) AND the buns (2 minutes)?) I found myself at a loss for something to do so thought I'd go looking in the SJ for some more bodges.
The indicators have never worked properly, the stalk is stiff in one direction and likes to self-cancel with a crack, and often without invitation. I think it was noted on an MOT at some point as well.
I pulled off the horn button to have a gander and see what Ol' mate Dave's been about.
I just assumed he didn't own a soldering iron, so this was a surprise. Also looks like he's tried to pry the contacter ring out with a screwdriver instead of unscrewing it from behind as it's bent up in a few places and the plastic ring around it is all mashed up.
We need to go deeper, though.
Jesus christ.
That bit of metal, which as far as I can make out is a flattened cheapo angle bracket you might buy from Wilko's on your way to buy some Pick-n-Mix (RIP) was held in with a small screw threaded into a convenient hole in the plastic behind, and a long machine screw and nut through to the back of the assembly. Very loose and rattly.
For some insane reason Dave's also screwed this white rocker part that probably allows the indicators to self-cancel (?) to the black bit that moves with the stalk. Incredibly, the ball bearing used for the detent was still where it was supposed to be, although I subsequently managed to shoot it across the room several times.
The contact ring for the horn button is all mashed up as well, irritatingly, although the wiper/contact seems to be missing from the assembly so I guess that's something of a moot point.
I pulled Dave's handiwork off and made a pleasant if slightly surprising discovery; the wiper switch has never been able to go past the 'low' setting. I chalked that up to a broken switch or something but the actual problem was that screw Dave put into the convenient hole, it was blocking the sliding shuttle part of the mechanism underneath from moving all the way across, as you might be able to make out in these photos
I looked at the prices for a complete replacement online, which was enough to cure me of that notion, and set about making something to repair this onen and prevent the detent ball shooting out under spring pressure when moved.
Alright, i
could drop ~£55 for a replacement of unknown quality, but they all seem to have the indicator stalk on the left, which I don't want, I firmly believe all RHD cars should have the indicator/lights stalk on the right.
I dug out some aluminium angle from the scraps box to have a go with. I haven't got the luxury of using my little milling machine as all my hobby machining stuff is in purgatory in the conservatory, which is an excellent album title, so instead it was a vise, hacksaw and files. I quite enjoyed getting back to basics to be honest.
My first attempt. I was hoping to use screws through the side there into the plastic underneath to secure it, but upon some exploratory drilling I found that this area was occupied by the shuttle for the wiper switch so that was a no-go.
Attempt 2 uses two of the 4 mounting holes at the base of the plastic moulding. Luckily I still have access to my lathe so i knocked up some aluminium tubes to support the aluminium angle at the appropriate height to brush but not drag on the moving bit of the indicator stalk/detent bit. It works just a little bit smoother than Dave's attempt if i'm honest.
I crimped an eye onto that blue wire and screwed it into the aluminium for luck, I assume it's some part of the now-defunct horn button assembly but at least it's not flapping about now.
I threw the lot back into the car and... nothing. Two very baffled minutes later I remembered that I hadn't plugged in either of the connectors
I'm pleased to report that I seem to have gained a smooth action on the indicator stalk, they seem to self-cancel properly (and quietly) as far as I can tell with the car standing still, and as a bonus I now have 'high' speed on the wipers, which seems to be writing a cheque that the poor wiper motor can't quite cash. I guess it struggles slightly faster?
Anyway, time to go to bed.
Cat.