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Re: Idiotic car names

Post by kibris » Thu Dec 04, 2014 8:50 am

Talking to the Phillipino cleaner at work about my Suzuki! - Apparantly it means Tits and Fanny in Phillipino! :doublethumbs:
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Re: Idiotic car names

Post by Anton » Thu Dec 04, 2014 9:01 am

The Suzuki Every. It's an MPV Kei car based on (I *think*) Suzuki Carry.

One model of which is called the "Joypup Turbo".

Yes, there's a car out there somewhere called the "Suzuki Every Joypup Turbo".

I had to google it to be sure it was true when I read it.
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Re: Idiotic car names

Post by ScottieJ » Thu Dec 04, 2014 11:40 am

kibris wrote:Talking to the Phillipino cleaner at work about my Suzuki! - Apparantly it means Tits and Fanny in Phillipino! :doublethumbs:
I think they are winding you up

Acording to google translate fanny is puwit
And tit is utong
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Re: Idiotic car names

Post by themac » Thu Dec 04, 2014 4:43 pm

ScottieJ wrote:
kibris wrote:Talking to the Phillipino cleaner at work about my Suzuki! - Apparantly it means Tits and Fanny in Phillipino! :doublethumbs:
I think they are winding you up

Acording to google translate fanny is puwit
And tit is utong
Depending on how its translated you could get it to Suzuki though

suso puki

https://translate.google.com/#sv/tl/br%C3%B6st%20fitta
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Re: Idiotic car names

Post by donkeychomp » Thu Dec 04, 2014 11:29 pm

oh boy...

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Re: Idiotic car names

Post by kibris » Fri Dec 05, 2014 7:25 am

themac wrote:
ScottieJ wrote:
kibris wrote:Talking to the Phillipino cleaner at work about my Suzuki! - Apparantly it means Tits and Fanny in Phillipino! :doublethumbs:
I think they are winding you up

Acording to google translate fanny is puwit
And tit is utong
Depending on how its translated you could get it to Suzuki though

suso puki

https://translate.google.com/#sv/tl/br%C3%B6st%20fitta
thats the one!
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Re: Idiotic car names

Post by ektoz » Fri Dec 05, 2014 9:28 am

4x4 Daihatsu Scat.... LMAO! (scata in Greek mean shit)

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Re: Idiotic car names

Post by Fwb2700 » Sat Dec 06, 2014 4:56 am

Mitsubishi legnum
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Re: Idiotic car names

Post by donkeychomp » Sat Dec 06, 2014 11:22 pm

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Re: Idiotic car names

Post by Rhinoman » Sat Dec 06, 2014 11:42 pm

The Vauxhall Adam is a shite name but not as bad as the 'Vauxhall Adam Rocks Air'
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