Odd Ads

[Rabid Rhino]

After seeing the listing below I thought I'd start a thread for people to post any similar auctions......

I have a feeling it may not be legit & you may end up having to send a moneygam to Nigeria as I was asked to do many years ago for a cheap French Jimny that the seller had Air Freighted to Canada (I'm in NY) for me to collect, just as soon as my Western Union money was sent. They even flew it back to Paris a couple of days later for a friend in England to collect. Oh how foolish I was not to buy it.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Suzuki-Samura ... SwCGVX7uel

Here is for sale my Suzuki Samurai SJ413 amazing Monster Truck in a military style.
This is not a car for people who like to throw in the eyes because driving it, be aware of all !!!
Car Produced in 1988 has an original gasoline engine with a capacity of 1324cc. The maximum speed is 75mph.

All effective today as it should be, drives the front and rear flawless.
No problems with the reducer, 5 speed transmission with a new clutch.
In addition, the car has been installed and set up a new carburetor weber.
The fuel consumption is 30 mpg.
New spark plugs, wires, air filter and oil filter, oil in engine, gearbox, reducer and diferential front + rear.

Car ideally suited to participate in the rallies of vintage cars as well as a trip out of town.
Do not interfere here difficult terrain and deep water, the wheels have a size of 35 x 15.50 / R15.
The floor of the car starts from 90cm so you can experience a lot more not allowed flooding the interior of the car.
After removing the new soft top, you can enjoy the ride off-road convertible
and in 20 minutes you can also remove the doors and leave the shoulder windscreen onto the hood of the car which makes it even more awesome.

The car also has a new exhaust and leather bucket seats in the color of body paint,
radio MP3 with Bluetooth and the entrance to the memory card, 2 powerful speakers located in the rear of the car.
It is also a CB radio and a sports steering wheel + electric windows.
In addition, a car was founded a new hitch to the trailer that I have not had the opportunity ever use.

Mileage is 93000 and the MOT expires on December 19 this year.
Insurance annual cost me £120 and Road Tax £140 per year.

I use the car in my free time and on weekends.
Great idea for advertising.

I Sell This Unique Car For Price £3300

There were a lot of offers but I know the value of this car I know how it looks and how it leads and expect fair price offer.

No timewasters or tyre kickers please.

[SlimGrim]

Yeah saw that, looks smart if it's legit!

[twiss]

Of all the things wrong with it I'm pretty sure you can't do vintage rallies in a 4wd?

[SherwoodNash]

In the last ten years there's been a big rise in what I would call these pidgin english eBay listing details.

Probably legit, that's just the nature of having 'new residents' where English isn't their first language.

Anyway I just called the number in the ad, and that assertion was correct.

[Jordi]

Nah, it's dodgy in my opinion. Gasoline? And 30mpg is total bollox!

Sets alarm bells off.

[twiss]

Probably legit, that's just the nature of having 'new residents' where English isn't their first language.

I know plenty of people in the UK for whom you wouldn't think English was their first language
Honestly, Maltese people speak better English than lots of English people!

[Anton]

Nah, it's dodgy in my opinion. Gasoline? And 30mpg is total bollox!

Sets alarm bells off.

I get 35 on 31" tyres since putting on the SU and tuning it with a colourtune kit... Might be telling the truth...?

I know plenty of people in the UK for whom you wouldn't think English was their first language
Honestly, Maltese people speak better English than lots of English people!

Dunnah wot yer taakin abart, m8. We'z edjarkayted in Ingerland!

[turbo-tom]

ring the number on the door

[SherwoodNash]

I like the SIPS (Side Impact Petrol System)