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turbo-tom
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by turbo-tom » Fri Nov 11, 2011 4:15 pm

, could be twiss fit
then i can do my apprenticeship there

Tom
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twiss
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by twiss » Fri Nov 11, 2011 4:20 pm
The contents of your apprenticeship:
Make Twiss a sandwich
Go to the shop and buy beer/cigarettes for Twiss
Do the long repetitive jobs Twiss can't be bothered with
Nobody who wants paying for it need apply

Twiss
'93 Suzuki Samurai Sport 1.6 16v SU. Virtual lift, spring under, 31s
'93 Maruti Gypsy MG410
"If brute force doesn't fix your problem, you aren't using enough of it."
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turbo-tom
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by turbo-tom » Fri Nov 11, 2011 4:26 pm
twiss wrote:The contents of your apprenticeship:
Make Twiss a sandwich
Go to the shop and buy beer/cigarettes for Twiss
Do the long repetitive jobs Twiss can't be bothered with
Nobody who wants paying for it need apply

making you sandwiches , thats case a of popping to co -op
got the shop , use me push bike

and for the last one you can doo

Tom
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by ROBBIE » Fri Nov 11, 2011 8:03 pm
a mate used to work as a crap sh*t fitter, the horror stories he used to tell me of damage they do to peoples cars real scary
and he had no qualifications in the motor trade

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by twiss » Sun Nov 13, 2011 10:38 pm
I mean I don't either, but I don't touch peoples cars unless they're my own or a suzuki

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'93 Suzuki Samurai Sport 1.6 16v SU. Virtual lift, spring under, 31s
'93 Maruti Gypsy MG410
"If brute force doesn't fix your problem, you aren't using enough of it."