Was talking to the escort driver about various slogans and funny things you see as proper stickers, not written in the muck on a white van. He came out with a corker.
"I'm only speeding cos' i need a poo!"
Maybe it was my infantile sense of humour but i was in stitches.
Funny bumper stickers / slogans
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Jordi
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Funny bumper stickers / slogans
1988 Samurai - Truck Cab & Tray Back - 1.6 8v & HIF44 - Snorkel - Stack Exhaust - PAS, YJs & 33s - Trussed, Gusseted & Pumpkin Capped Axles - 4.3 R&Ps - 4.16 T/Box - Rear Air Locker - Full Float Back Axle & Discs - RCV Front Shafts - X-Eng Handbrake - Custom Fuel Tank
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Edweird
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Re: Funny bumper stickers / slogans
A lady farmer I know has "You've just been overtaken by a girl." On the back of her Claas sommat-or-other tractor.
There's three ways of doing things:
The right way,
The wrong way
And my way, which is like the wrong way but faster.
The right way,
The wrong way
And my way, which is like the wrong way but faster.
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twiss
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Re: Funny bumper stickers / slogans
My mate had - "I like cats, they taste like chicken" 
Twiss
'93 Suzuki Samurai Sport 1.6 16v SU. Virtual lift, spring under, 31s
'93 Maruti Gypsy MG410
"If brute force doesn't fix your problem, you aren't using enough of it."
'93 Suzuki Samurai Sport 1.6 16v SU. Virtual lift, spring under, 31s
'93 Maruti Gypsy MG410
"If brute force doesn't fix your problem, you aren't using enough of it."
Re: Funny bumper stickers / slogans
ive seen "adventure before dementia"
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If your gunna ride my arse you could at least pull my hair
1994 sj 413 sierra
cheker plate door cards
cd players
asin free wheeling hubs
99% rust free
alloys
bukets
some leaks here and there
cheker plate door cards
cd players
asin free wheeling hubs
99% rust free
alloys
bukets
some leaks here and there
Re: Funny bumper stickers / slogans
Warning i like it dirty going on the back of my sj
1994 sj 413 sierra
cheker plate door cards
cd players
asin free wheeling hubs
99% rust free
alloys
bukets
some leaks here and there
cheker plate door cards
cd players
asin free wheeling hubs
99% rust free
alloys
bukets
some leaks here and there
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turbo-tom
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Re: Funny bumper stickers / slogans
"going on a mission"
"powered by coal" if its diesel
"too loud? To old!"
"powered by coal" if its diesel
"too loud? To old!"
Tom 
Ford Fiesta ST
Ford Fiesta ST
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Jordi
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Re: Funny bumper stickers / slogans
Not to forget, i think it was Ladamans buzz lightyear theme, "To infinity and beyond!"
1988 Samurai - Truck Cab & Tray Back - 1.6 8v & HIF44 - Snorkel - Stack Exhaust - PAS, YJs & 33s - Trussed, Gusseted & Pumpkin Capped Axles - 4.3 R&Ps - 4.16 T/Box - Rear Air Locker - Full Float Back Axle & Discs - RCV Front Shafts - X-Eng Handbrake - Custom Fuel Tank
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ROBBIE
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Re: Funny bumper stickers / slogans
my other sticker is funny
Sid James gone but never forgotten
Jimny 1.6 not as good as an SJ but still good
Jimny 1.6 not as good as an SJ but still good
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mike harris
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Re: Funny bumper stickers / slogans
Hanging like a wizards sleeve.