You have to admit, Hope Star was pretty bad. It's like my local pizzeria who sells "Love Sauce" as an optional extra. Guess they figured love is good and it's a sauce.. Lovesauce!
Hope is good and stars are pretty?
Idiotic car names
Re: Idiotic car names
1986 Suzuki SJ413JX
1987 Suzuki Swift GLX
1973 SAAB Sonett Mk3
1996 SAAB 9000 2.3 Turbo
1975 Puch Dakota 70cc aka. The Angry Wasp
2007 Deutz-Fahr Tractor, my comfiest ride
1987 Suzuki Swift GLX
1973 SAAB Sonett Mk3
1996 SAAB 9000 2.3 Turbo
1975 Puch Dakota 70cc aka. The Angry Wasp
2007 Deutz-Fahr Tractor, my comfiest ride
Re: Idiotic car names
C4Picasso...Exploding Painter?!?
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Re: Idiotic car names
That thing is not a car. It's an empeevee, a type of transportation that has no soul and will suck yours out bit by bit if you drive it. They're usually filled with small demons in human form that feed on the sanity of human beings, and are basically on this earth to prove to the human race that the human race is doomed, and was always a bad idea in the first place.
A car is something else, although it can also be used to move humans from one place to another, it's altogether less malignant and demon infested.
Like my brother's car, which is generally filled with my nephews - awesome little things that are total anti-demons who are supercute and can actually restore your faith in humanity with a single smile, even if they seem to believe that every nook and cranny in a home or automobile should be filled with banana.
A car is something else, although it can also be used to move humans from one place to another, it's altogether less malignant and demon infested.
Like my brother's car, which is generally filled with my nephews - awesome little things that are total anti-demons who are supercute and can actually restore your faith in humanity with a single smile, even if they seem to believe that every nook and cranny in a home or automobile should be filled with banana.
1985 SJ413VX (SJ50V) with SPOA, rear disc brakes, 31x10.5R15 Kaiman Malatesta tyres, an MOT and a lot left to do!
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Re: Idiotic car names
Thought I would add a car with a stupid name that always makes me laugh...
Peugeot Bipper Teepee...
What were Peugeot's marketing department smoking when they came up with that?
Peugeot Bipper Teepee...
What were Peugeot's marketing department smoking when they came up with that?
Twiss
'93 Suzuki Samurai Sport 1.6 16v SU. Virtual lift, spring under, 31s
'93 Maruti Gypsy MG410
"If brute force doesn't fix your problem, you aren't using enough of it."
'93 Suzuki Samurai Sport 1.6 16v SU. Virtual lift, spring under, 31s
'93 Maruti Gypsy MG410
"If brute force doesn't fix your problem, you aren't using enough of it."