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Re: Idiotic car names

Post by themac » Sun Dec 07, 2014 11:58 am

You have to admit, Hope Star was pretty bad. It's like my local pizzeria who sells "Love Sauce" as an optional extra. Guess they figured love is good and it's a sauce.. Lovesauce!

Hope is good and stars are pretty?
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Re: Idiotic car names

Post by BabySuzi » Fri Dec 19, 2014 11:31 pm

C4Picasso...Exploding Painter?!?

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Re: Idiotic car names

Post by donkeychomp » Fri Dec 19, 2014 11:57 pm

lol...and a truly awful car in every respect.
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Re: Idiotic car names

Post by Anton » Sat Dec 20, 2014 2:45 am

That thing is not a car. It's an empeevee, a type of transportation that has no soul and will suck yours out bit by bit if you drive it. They're usually filled with small demons in human form that feed on the sanity of human beings, and are basically on this earth to prove to the human race that the human race is doomed, and was always a bad idea in the first place.

A car is something else, although it can also be used to move humans from one place to another, it's altogether less malignant and demon infested.

Like my brother's car, which is generally filled with my nephews - awesome little things that are total anti-demons who are supercute and can actually restore your faith in humanity with a single smile, even if they seem to believe that every nook and cranny in a home or automobile should be filled with banana.

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Re: Idiotic car names

Post by twiss » Mon Dec 22, 2014 8:28 am

Thought I would add a car with a stupid name that always makes me laugh...
Peugeot Bipper Teepee...

What were Peugeot's marketing department smoking when they came up with that?
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